Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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