i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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