Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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