he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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