pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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