so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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