a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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