what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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