I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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