Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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