I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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