No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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