I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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