is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
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