I want to have your abortion
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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