Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!