Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.