i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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