home. puking in laundry basket.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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