Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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