Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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