Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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