Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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