dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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