just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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