Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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