how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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