Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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