so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
