Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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