You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
how can u be prego again
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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