I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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