2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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