There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
It's shark week go big or go home
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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