just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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