why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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