My room smells like vodka and shame
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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