Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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