he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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