Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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