I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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