"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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