Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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