in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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