its not stalking. its research.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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