am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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