It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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