I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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