The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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