ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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