i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
You surviving the open bar?
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I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
You've changed since you got that strap on
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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