She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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