hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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