Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
