where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I want to walk on stilts...naked
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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