FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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